LIFE WITH MY WIFE - Jesus resignation

posted by Jon

09.01.10

Cynthia and I are eating dinner at Bazins in old town Vienna, she's had her vodka, dirty with olives. She's relating to me that one of her clients has lived all over the world. She really likes that. My wife is truly a giving women, tending to sacrifice her wants for the good of the whole. Then she blurts it out, "If I don't get to live in Europe for an extended period of time this life I'm sending Jesus my resignation letter."


10 WAYS BLOG - Why do you have criticizing people in your life?

posted by Jon

08.22.10

You have criticizing people in your life because you write them into your life.

As the playwright, director and producer of your life story, you write criticism into your stage play. Then you put out a casting call for the part.  The characters in your life are the characters that have answered your casting call.

Anyone who is critical in your life is someone you have put there to play the part and even though these characters are outside of you, it’s important to remember that all criticism is self-criticism. 

So how do you write these people out of your life story?

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LIFE WITH MY WIFE - I thought you were nuts

posted by Jon

08.12.10

The Bunny just had a recent psychic reading client call her with an update.

"Hi Cynthia, I don't know if you remember me but I came in to see you several months ago. When I saw you you told me I was going to get a big promotion in August, and I thought you were nuts."

She replied, "Well there are a lot of people that think that."

He laughs, and says, "I was one of them but I just had to tell you I got a big promotion today and I just had to share it with you."

This is life with my wife.

 


LIFE WITH MY WIFE - Donald Trump vs. The Cajun

posted by Jon

08.04.10

The Bunny is railing at Donald Trump. We live next to Donald Trump's Country Club and Golf Couse and they were blowing their leaves into our garden. She got so excited she called the GM and let him know her thoughts.

As I'm leaving she says, "Don't mess with the Cajun! Donald's goin' down!"

Update: The Bunny just called. The General Manager came by and gave her a tour in a golf cart of the entire course, complete with waterfalls. Smart man.

Meet the wife

 


LIFE WITH MY WIFE - Drive Thru Daquiris

posted by Jon

08.04.10

We're talking about New Orleans. Cynthia loves her home town, but for different reasons than most would think. She sips her coffee briefly, "It's just like drive thru daquiris, they're practical."

 


LIFE WITH MY WIFE - Five Major Food Groups

posted by Jon

08.01.10

We're at a party in Old Town Alexandria. We're sitting outside on the patio talking about eatiing healthy.

Cynthia chimes in, "If you're from New Orleans, you know that alcohol and sugar are part of the five major food groups."

 


LIFE WITH MY WIFE - Washing Machine

posted by Jon

07.24.10

"For the love of God Bunny, please be quiet." Cynthia has woken up chipper, chipper beyond compare. I'm dragging my butt from the car to Dunkin Donuts. She's prancing along side of me. I'm in my cave. She doesn't care in the least, "I'm like a washing machine....on agitate!"

 


LIFE WITH MY WIFE - Q: Do you love me? A: Velcro

posted by Jon

07.23.10

The wife and I are getting ready. I randomly ask her, "Do you love me?" She stops what she's doing, walks over and gets in under my arms, body to body.

She looks at me and says, "Velcro."

 


LIFE WITH MY WIFE - Bad Wolfman

posted by Jon

07.07.10

Cynthia is railing about "The Wolfman" which we've just seen on pay per view.

"Somebody must have stayed up at night and come up with ways to make that movie bad. With all those good actors and actresses, they had to go out of their way to make that movie bad."

I had barley paid attention to it. "You didn't even look up from typing on the computer, that's how bad it was."

 


LIFE WITH MY WIFE - Cussing is like iambic pentameter

posted by Jon

07.01.10

The Bunny has just used some earthy language in our conversation.

She looks at me and drawls, "I'm from the south. Cussing is like iambic pentameter to us."

 


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