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LIFE WITH CYNTHIA - Washing Machine

posted by Jon

07.24.10

"For the love of God Bunny, please be quiet." Cynthia has woken up chipper, chipper beyond compare. I'm dragging my butt from the car to Dunkin Donuts. She's prancing along side of me. I'm in my cave. She doesn't care in the least, "I'm like a washing machine....on agitate!"

 


LIFE WITH MY WIFE - Q: Do you love me? A: Velcro

posted by Jon

07.23.10

The wife and I are getting ready. I randomly ask her, "Do you love me?" She stops what she's doing, walks over and gets in under my arms, body to body.

She looks at me and says, "Velcro."

 


LIFE WITH CYNTHIA - Bad Wolfman

posted by Jon

07.07.10

Cynthia is railing about "The Wolfman" which we've just seen on pay per view.

"Somebody must have stayed up at night and come up with ways to make that movie bad. With all those good actors and actresses, they had to go out of their way to make that movie bad."

I had barley paid attention to it. "You didn't even look up from typing on the computer, that's how bad it was."

 


LIFE WITH CYNTHIA - Cussing is like iambic pentameter

posted by Jon

07.01.10

The Bunny has just used some earthy language in our conversation.

She looks at me and drawls, "I'm from the south. Cussing is like iambic pentameter to us."

 


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